Comments on: Elephant Rentals and why I *hate* bollywood!!!! http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 04:11:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.6 by: stephanie http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-96076 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:56:35 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-96076 @ Rohit ugh how can you even side with my mom? i thought you were on our side. * sigh * elephants are pure torture to ride i promise. i don't plan on riding any sort of animals for the wedding. i will arrive on my own 2 feet or some other way. @ Rohit ugh how can you even side with my mom? i thought you were on our side. * sigh * elephants are pure torture to ride i promise. i don’t plan on riding any sort of animals for the wedding. i will arrive on my own 2 feet or some other way.

]]> by: RVK http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95982 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:45:16 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95982 Hey Guys and Girls: I propose that we all seriously think of setting up a "Rent-an-Elephant" fund for Indra. After all, it is not always that mon-in-laws want to ride an elephant. Those of you who are married can definitely think of all the things that have to be done to please potential and real mon-in-laws. And the choice of elephant is certainly a better choice than those things. After all, does not our Kama Sutra say that the woman with the gait of an Elephant (Gaja-Gamini) is the most sensous of the women? And does not the Hindu God Indra (eh... never noiced the similarity) rides an Elephant? Elephants are our oldest friends. Porus confrontex Alexander on the banks of Jhelum with a regiment of Elephants? And, nary has there been an Indian King who did not have elephants in his stable. So what is wrong in asking for an elephant for the wedding? After all the choice of an Elephant shows that mom-in-law is open to the idea of a big fat Indian wedding. I for one certainly like the idea of renting elephant for Indra's wedding. It is class! So let us think seriously about the matter. If we aim high about the matter we maybe able to really rent an elephant... if not ... probably we will have to settle for a piece of "ass"... er.... donkey i mean :-) Sigh!!! Rohit Hey Guys and Girls:

I propose that we all seriously think of setting up a “Rent-an-Elephant” fund for Indra. After all, it is not always that mon-in-laws want to ride an elephant. Those of you who are married can definitely think of all the things that have to be done to please potential and real mon-in-laws. And the choice of elephant is certainly a better choice than those things.

After all, does not our Kama Sutra say that the woman with the gait of an Elephant (Gaja-Gamini) is the most sensous of the women? And does not the Hindu God Indra (eh… never noiced the similarity) rides an Elephant? Elephants are our oldest friends. Porus confrontex Alexander on the banks of Jhelum with a regiment of Elephants? And, nary has there been an Indian King who did not have elephants in his stable. So what is wrong in asking for an elephant for the wedding?

After all the choice of an Elephant shows that mom-in-law is open to the idea of a big fat Indian wedding. I for one certainly like the idea of renting elephant for Indra’s wedding. It is class!

So let us think seriously about the matter. If we aim high about the matter we maybe able to really rent an elephant… if not … probably we will have to settle for a piece of “ass”… er…. donkey i mean :-)

Sigh!!!

Rohit

]]> by: Stephanie http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95577 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:43:41 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95577 @Indra and besides...they're like foreign here...nobody can touch them....ride them...maybe it's the forbidden fruit they want to ride? I dunno...I honestly have to clue @Indra

and besides…they’re like foreign here…nobody can touch them….ride them…maybe it’s the forbidden fruit they want to ride? I dunno…I honestly have to clue

]]> by: Stephanie http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95575 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:24:09 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95575 let it all be known...I am *against* the elephants...and refuse to ride one...*sigh* mothers...please no elephants!!!! let it all be known…I am *against* the elephants…and refuse to ride one…*sigh* mothers…please no elephants!!!!

]]> by: Soumya http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95566 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:50:04 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95566 Simply It is really something which needed a blog rollout. Tomar mother in law besh saukhin , Thank GOD Elephant is the biggest Mammal who can be in Land, She didn't demand for a whale on rent, I think thats your good luck .... :) Simply It is really something which needed a blog rollout. Tomar mother in law besh saukhin , Thank GOD Elephant is the biggest Mammal who can be in Land, She didn’t demand for a whale on rent, I think thats your good luck …. :)

]]> by: Kushal Das http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95557 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:55:27 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95557 @runa I think http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361411/ is main culprit :p @runa
I think http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361411/ is main culprit :p

]]> by: runa http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95544 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:33:13 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95544 btw.. forgot to ask. Why an elephant of all things? btw.. forgot to ask. Why an elephant of all things?

]]> by: RVK http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95523 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:20:42 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95523 On a serious note... you could contact some people in the film industry... they may help you to solve the problem On a serious note… you could contact some people in the film industry… they may help you to solve the problem

]]> by: RVK http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95521 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:06:47 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95521 Idea ta mondo noy... you could always contact the Kolkata Zoo and see if they rent out elephants. You can convince them by saying that a couple of hours of work would fetch them much needed income. By the way... please ask your mom-in-law if she would prefer to have Asain or the African variety (of the elephant that is) for the wedding... Dehk lo bhaya... baad mein panga na ho jaye... It reminds me of an advertisement long time back... "gau ha gau"... or shall we say "hathi hai hathi..." Chal chal chal mere hathi... O mere Saathi... Chal yaar dhakka mar.... band hai motor car... Biwi ka hai intezar.... Chal yaar.... Dhakka mar... Idea ta mondo noy…

you could always contact the Kolkata Zoo and see if they rent out elephants. You can convince them by saying that a couple of hours of work would fetch them much needed income.

By the way… please ask your mom-in-law if she would prefer to have Asain or the African variety (of the elephant that is) for the wedding… Dehk lo bhaya… baad mein panga na ho jaye…

It reminds me of an advertisement long time back… “gau ha gau”… or shall we say “hathi hai hathi…”

Chal chal chal mere hathi…
O mere Saathi…
Chal yaar dhakka mar….
band hai motor car…
Biwi ka hai intezar….
Chal yaar…. Dhakka mar…

]]> by: Subhodip http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95486 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:50:26 +0000 http://indradg.randomink.org/blog/archives/108#comment-95486 @runa Agrees ..get a nice car and beutiful flowers that smells good .. else elephant for the trouble to sense of smell . @runa

Agrees ..get a nice car and beutiful flowers that smells good .. else elephant for the trouble to sense of smell .

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